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/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Win95(tm)

*/
*include 'stdio.h'
*include 'dos.h'
*include 'conio.h'
*include 'win31.h'
*include 'evenmore.h'
*include 'oldstuff.h'
*include 'billrulz.h'
/*
Reference:
Internal memo *99281-95 from:
William H. Gates III
to:
Executive managers Win95(tm)-project
William H. Gates III wrote:
'I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
_good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.
Carry on,
Bill
'
*/
*define INSTALL = HARD
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
/*
Reference:
Internal memo *99683-95 from:
Executive managers Win95(tm)-project
to:
William H. Gates III
Executive managers Win95(tm)-project wrote:
'Dear Sir,
Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement
will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code.
This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!
Thank you for listening to us,
the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
'
*/
/*
if(still_not_crashed)
{
write_cheer();
finished();
}
*/
create_general_protection_fault();
}

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